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Mr Suffer Presents

Suffers Freak Market

Trade freaks. Get rich. Mint freaks. Be the freak.

MEME

Portal

Click an asset to open its detail panel.

Ticker
Name
Price
24h
Volume
Liquidity

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Select an asset

Portal shows live stats once backend is connected.

Last $0.00 24h 0.0%
Price chart
Live feed

Order Ticket

AMM pricing + limit orders. i Fees: 20 bps. i

Order Type
Market sweeps the book + AMM.
Est. Total $0.00
Est. Slippage 0.00%
Portfolio No position
Cash $10,000.00
Position Value $0.00
Avg Cost $0.00
Unrealized PnL $0.00
Holdings —
Order Book i Top 8 bids / asks
Bids
Asks
Trade History i You + NPC prints
Time
Type
Price
Total
Amount
Maker
Leaderboard
Rank
User
Net Worth
Trades
Trader Profile Select a user Not saved
Cash $0.00
Holdings Value $0.00
Net Worth $0.00
Trades 0
Holdings
Rewards Earn extra cash
Ready
Bonus Drop Next drop soon...
Make 5 trades $250 0/5
Hold 3 assets $200 0/3
Reach $12k net worth $400 0%
Trade $5k volume $300 0%
Bank Interest 1% / hr
Loan Balance $0.00
Max Loan $0.00

Implementation Roadmap

  1. Wire Neon DB and seed assets, treasury, NPCs (see README).
  2. Expose REST polling endpoints, then layer WebSocket pushes.
  3. Build real portal grid and detail views with live charts and ledger.
  4. Add NPC scheduler gated by active users to stay within free plan.
  5. Ship leaderboard and ledger with NPC tags.

If Neon free CU budget gets tight, we will slow NPC ticks when no humans are active.